Tales of Masturbation.

As I sat in Hailie's dorm room masturbating to some kind of porn magazine, I had a fantastic realization. I am starting college tomorrow. All of my friends have already began, and unlike everything else I am late bloomer. After I had come to the conclusion that I am screwed due to my lack of books, I scampered back down to Michele's room and played X-box. I hung up a picture of a girl peeing her pants because of an earthquake on her bulletin board. I had spent 1/2 an hour coloring it. I swear on everything that next time I'm alone in her room, I'm going to look for any kind of evidence proving that she masturbates. Oh yeah...I'm talking about bringing in the black light.

I wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to buy books! Yay!